I’m not sure if you read the article, but oxygen bleach is completely harmless to the environment. Also, I do follow the washing instructions, which are intended to ensure that they clothes are not damaged by washing, not to ensure that they are maximally clean. I could not have discovered what I wrote about in this article, and I could have continued to smell like old men’s butt cracks. I choose not to smell like old men’s butt cracks.

I’m not a clean freak. I just choose not to smell like old men’s butt cracks, and my wife prefers to put on panties that look like they have not just been taken off. I also prefer for my armpits not to stink like my high school history teacher.